Well I'm back at square one right now...the bike has had all the plasti-dip removed, the carb leak was found and fixed (very simple), and...
I GOT A BITE ON THE BIKE!!!
A guy in Sapulpa wants to come down and look at it tomorrow. The bike developed a small oil leak, but I told him that I would lower the price to compensate for it (I know what the problem is, just can't get it fixed before tomorrow.)
Also, I found this...and it's far better than the green one...
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/3191022834.html
That's, literally, exactly what I'm looking for.